I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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