Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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