she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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