i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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