I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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