I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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