So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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