I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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