if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
meet me or not, i'm out of control
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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