ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
this is an emotional support booty call
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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