Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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