Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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