I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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