When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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