Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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