I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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