the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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