so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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