She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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