To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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