Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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