Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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