Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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