at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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