fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
operation harelip BJ is a go
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Randomize
