Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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