I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i will never coherently bang her
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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