Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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