He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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