no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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