I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Less talking, more tequila
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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