What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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