is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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