Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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