What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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