Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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