Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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