Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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