you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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