Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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