Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Couch. On fire.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
