doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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