you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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