imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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