Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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