The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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