Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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