If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
lets start a swedish sibling band together
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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