worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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