Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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