Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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