i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
How's work?
Spinning.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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