Yo dont text me then not text me
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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