is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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